Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A few things...


Shuck and jive and all that jazz...

#1 - Don't expect Michael Parkhurst to be unveiled at FC Nordsjælland until next week, but fear not. The deal is completely done, just shhhh don't tell anybody yet.

The Wild Tigers head into the winter break after Monday's visit from Aarhus GF, and then we will see the erstwhile New England Rev presented by his new employers.

#2 - I know, I know... I owe a Top 5 List. It's coming. First, I was distracted by the distracting monster, and then news items occurred to obliterate the list I was nearly done with. I am going to re-work it and have it up soon.

#3 - The Crew have managed to hang onto league MVP Guillermo Barros Schelotto, which really doesn't surprise me. Now, if they can just find a new center back stud to replace the already packing Chad Marshall.

#4
- A Generation adidas squad of 16 has been named for a tour of England next week that will see them perform in front of a lot of scouts. Expect at least two of these players to draw some winter interest overseas, with Bakary Soumare and Marvell Wynne the obvious hot items.

#5 - Midweek UEFA Cup action sees a pair of Americans involved; Oguchi Onyewu and Belgian kings Standard hosting Sampdoria tonight with a chance to clinch passage to the knockouts, while keeper Brads Friedel and Guzan help Aston Villa welcome Group F mites Zilina on Thursday.

#6 - I like this Cut of the Day so much, I'm gonna leave it up a little longer. I know it's a year old, but I just heard it for the first time on Sunday. AND she's so cute and the song is so brilliant, I'm going to make you watch a live version.





- Greg Seltzer

Top 5 Crappy Danish Stadiums


When we need to talk Danes, we go to the great Dane. I'm not exactly sure why, but... so sayeth, The Worm:

About two years ago, I wrote a piece on a website which shall remain unnamed in which I argued for relegation and promotion from and to MLS. Quite a few of the responses I received then and one of the first counter-arguments I still meet today when I raise the issue with American soccer fans is the lack of soccer-specific stadiums and the difficulties in getting sponsors to build them.

Bullshit!

First of all: Since when does a stadium need to be "soccer-specific"? Some of the greatest soccer venues in the world, including Juventus' Delle Alpi and Roma's Stadio Olimpico have tracks around and if you can play baseball and football at the same stadium, why do you need one especially for soccer? Second: When did state-of-the-art fan facilities become a prerequisite for playing soccer?

Being Danish, I have witnessed and felt on my own body the horrendous facilities that Danish soccer fans have had to put up with even in our top division, even today, and so it is my hope that the following will make some spoiled American sports fans realize that this beautiful game really has very little to do with the stadiums at which they're played.

I give you - in no particular order - the Top 5 Crappy Danish Soccer Stadiums:


Lyngby Stadion (pictured above)
Home of: Lyngby BK
Until: Still in use
Capacity: 12,000 (1,500 seats)

While Lyngby Stadion was probably a sight to see when it was opened in 1949, it stands today as little more than a somewhat poorly maintained piece of Danish soccer history.

The field, although mainly used for soccer, is surrounded by an athletic track. The main stand has 1,500 covered seats and the opposite side has covered terraces. These two roofs, however, are the closest this stadium gets to anything resembling luxury as the rest of the standing room is made up by "terrace-shaped" dirt mounds covered with grass.

These meager facilities, however, have seen Lyngby BK win two Danish championships - the latest in 1992 - and hosted European matchups against Sparta Prague (1984), Red Star Belgrade (1985), Glasgow Rangers (1992) and Lokomotiv Moscow (1999).

Having fought their way back after a forced relegation due to a bankruptcy in 2002, the club returned to top flight soccer last season, but finished last. They have started another season as a 1st division side - at Lyngby Stadion.


Ikast Stadion
Home of: FC Midtjylland
Until: 2004 (Still in use for Ikast FS 2nd division)
Capacity: 15,000 (728 seats)

When first division clubs Herning Fremad and Ikast FS merged in 1999 to become FC Midtjylland, this embarrassing patch of grass was deemed the better option for the ambitious new venture's home field. Most likely because of the - at least official - capacity of 15,000. For five years, FC Midtjylland played their home games here until the completion of their new stadium SAS Arena in Herning.

A main stand with 728 covered seats is the one feature that qualifies this as a stadium as the rest of the field is surrounded by dirt mounds with concrete slabs building up the dirt so as to make it resemble actual terraces. For the fan on a budget, a good stepladder will provide a nice view from outside the grounds.

Despite their sub-par facilities, FC Midtjylland's first season resulted in promotion to the Danish top flight followed by fourth and third place finishes in that league. However, the stadium was not found worthy of the UEFA Cup and their home games against Sporting Lisbon in 2001 and Anderlecht in 2002 were played at the more modern stadium of nearby rivals Silkeborg.


Randers Stadion
Home of: Randers FC
Until: Still in use but modernised in 2006
Capacity: 20,000-ish (12,000 after modernisation)

Randers FC saw the light of day in 2003 as an ambitious venture between six local clubs lead by 1st division club Randers Freja based at Randers Stadion.

The field was surrounded by a cinder track and spectators could watch from either the main stand with seating as well as terraces, or from the surrounding dirt mounds, which the observant reader will now recognise as a basic feature of the small Danish stadium.

The new club won promotion to the SAS Liga after only two seasons and played its first season as a top flight club in these surroundings. Renamed Essex Park Randers, most of the stadium entered the 21st century in 2006. Most of the cinder track is gone and three modern stands now make for nice photos from most angles but the western end is still hanging on to the dirt mounds of the old 1920's relic.

The old club Randers Freja had its golden age in the late 60's and early 70's and although they never won a championship, some decent league positions and a cup triumph has let Randers Stadion see European action against teams like Hamburger SV, FC Cologne and Rapid Vienna. A more recent UEFA Cup challenge for Randers FC against Fenerbahce in 2006 was relayed to NRGi Park in Aarhus.


Viborg Stadion
Home of: Viborg FF
Until: Still in use but modernised in 2007
Capacity: 18,000 (9,796 after modernisation)

Viborg is just the 15th largest city in Denmark, and as such, the old Viborg Stadion did not seem out of place. However, the local soccer pride spent the '90's in the first and second flights with a 10-year run in the best league from 1998 until their relegation last season - and for a club of that status, the facilities were just not good enough.

Almost a mirror image of the old Randers Stadion, Viborg FF's home field was surrounded by a cinder track. The main stand had a couple thousand covered seats and the opposite had covered terraces. At either end spectators watched from... you guessed it: dirt mounds.

The Greens had their finest season in 1999/2000, finishing fourth in the league and defeating Aalborg BK in the Cup final, thus qualifying for their only UEFA Cup run to date. However, the home games against CSKA Moscow and Rayo Vallecano were moved to Silkeborg Stadion.




Blue Water Arena
Home of: Esbjerg fB
Until: Still in use but under modernisation
Capacity: 16,000 (18,000 after modernisation)

While there are definitely worse stadiums in Denmark, Esbjerg Stadion (Blue Water Arena) makes the list due to the fairly proud history of the club and the city's status as the fifth largest in the country.

When the club re-entered the best league in 2000, it was finally decided that the stadium facilities where outdated and a new stand was erected opposite the main stand, reducing the capacity to 16,000, of which 5,200 were now covered seats. The remaining end terraces, however, remained as concrete reminders of the 50's relic that is only now being brought into the 21st century.

Esbjerg won five championships at the old stadium. The latest of them was in 1979 after which it would be 25 years before they would take their next set of medals - bronze. The only recent European run - UEFA Cup 2005-06 - was a short one against unimpressive opponents Flora Tallinn of Estonia and Norwegian Tromsø.


I guess if you have read this far, I owe you some kind of point. I have just given you five horrendous examples of what Danish soccer fans even in the top flight have had to put up with until very recently, so my simple point is this: if you're going to argue against promotion and relegation to and from MLS, you'll have to come up with something better than inadequate facilities.

- Poul-Henrik Worm

Monday, December 1, 2008

Who likes goals?

Let's do this damned thang...

Let's start in the Eredivisie, where Stefan Nijland put a daft capper on a well-crafted PSV attack.



Sulley Muntari caps a fine Inter Milan move.



Apparently, some kid named Ronaldinho at AC Milan can hit free kicks pretty well.



Also in UEFA Cup play from Thursday, Racing Santander's Gonzalo Colsa rings up PSG.



- Greg Seltzer

'Tis the season... again

And no, I'm not referring to that infernal early Christmas Muzak at the mall. I don't have a mall, so why would it be that?

I am referring to the silly season. Ho ho ho. Soon, girls and boys, clubs will unwrap their fancy new transfer presents - several of which are bound to be American-made.

Since it's a busy day and I have someone distracting me like a distracting distracter from Distractoville, I will just spit out the early word with no further ceremony.

Word has gone 'round that Aarhus GF will soon make it three Americans by signing New England Revs gentleman lockdown artist Michael Parkhurst, but club press officer Bo Jensen just told me that the player is neither there for talks nor is he expected for talks shortly. He sounded a bit funny making the denial, but then again, maybe he was just under the influence of Danish Christmas Muzak.

UPDATE: I have been informed that Parkhurst is set to sign with FC Nordsjælland, as suggested in the reader comment. Luckily, I have someone I can call tomorrow to get the official word.

I also have learned that Greg Folk will begin a trial at Belgian top divison side Tubize tomorrow. I should also have a Kamani Hill update before too long.

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with agent Lyle Yorks, who had a few tidbits for me.
  • FC Dallas striker Kenny Cooper is in play big time. There are no serious talks with anyone because teams are still battling for position. He has interest from multiple teams in the UK and Germany, as well as one suitor in La Liga. By my read, it seems that Rosenborg have been priced out... which could mean they, in turn, ring up L.A. forward Edson Buddle again.
  • Toronto FC defender Marvell Wynne has yet to receive an official offer, but a gaggle of clubs from Belgium, France, Germany and the Netherlands are in contact.
  • Chicago defender Gonzalo Segares is drawing interest, but he didn't name specifics.
  • PSV's Mexico star Carlos Salcido may well move in January, but he isn't interested in a rumoured move to Argentina. He does have a ton of interest from all over Europe, including loan propositions.
Of course, I forgot to ask about Kamani Hill - because I'm an idiot. I can try him again tomorrow.

UPDATE: Bodø/Glimt remain interested in Hill, but he may have another trial or two to come.

I very well may add more to this as the day goes, plus I will drop Who likes goals? tonight. I will have my belated Top 5 probably tomorrow, plus I have a fun guest Top 5 from good buddy Poul-Henrik Worm to post.

Forgive my slack this weekend. I ended up having multiple Thanksgiving dinners on different nights, and I forgot how sleepy mass amounts of turkey can make me. It was good to spend some time with a family, though, even if it wasn't mine.

Side note: Dutch people LOVE Thanksgiving food. They went to town, Jack!

- Greg Seltzer

Friday, November 28, 2008

Homey don't play that.

Somebody accused me of telling fibs about the improvised scratch mega-pumpkin pie.

Erm... check yo'self, good sir (click pic for larger version).



I'll have that Top 5 I hinted at some time tomorrow, and I should have a Greg Folk update around the same vague time. It seems I'd forgotten how sleep-inducing a Thanksgiving dinner can be. I remember now. (YAWN)

- Greg Seltzer

Thursday, November 27, 2008

A few turkey and sage flavored things...

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone back in the States. For the first time abroad, I will actually have a real Thanksgiving feast, thanks to some industrious/curious Dutch pals. I am bringing my Hall of Fame cornbread stuffing, some sweet taters and the first scratch pumpkin pie I ever tried. It's almost done... smells really good... but I remain skeptical I can pull it off.

UPDATE: The pie was a hit. Of course, most folks there had never had pumpkin pie before, so they really had no comparison. Hmmm... I'm gonna count it as a "W".

In any event...

#1 - My USMNT World Cup erect-a-roster column is up at S365. Feel free to mercilessly slam me either here or by email.

#2 - We only have one American in UEFA Cup action tonight as Oguchi Onyewu and Belgian champs Standard visit Partizan Belgrade. This is a huge challenge of an away game, but if Gooch and the boys can get a win, they will be looking sweetly positioned for the next round.

UPDATE: Gooch & Co. pulled off a 1-0 victory on the road tonight, giving them a perfect six points from two group matches.

#3 - The best breakdown of Seattle's expansion draft picks from Wednesday can be found over at Soccer By Ives.

#4 - Columbus Dispatch ace Shawn Mitchell writes about trying to keep the champs together, an effort which should see Guillermo Barros Schelotto bumped up to Designated Player status (and pay, of course).

- Greg Seltzer