Who likes goals?

You'll need to forgive my tardiness, I've spent hours wrestling with my computer's demons...

Let's start off with Spartak Moscow ace Alex, who channels a little pillow-soft Cruijff spirit for this one.



Next, Mallorca's Kleber Santana says "Anything you can do with the left, I can do better with the right - and I'll use mine to beat Real Madrid." The play begins at the 0:39.



I mentioned it on Sunday LIVE, and here it is: el golaza mucho grande de Gary Alexander. What a pity he missed sitter for the hat trick and Millwall went on to lose the promotion final to an 85th minute Scunthorpe 3-2 strike.



Chelsea's Nic Anelka goes for a Sunday stroll in the park.



ManU's Darren Gibson bags an absolute thumper.



And finally, we check in on the MLS Goal of the Week nominees. I'm gonna vote for El Piojo's free kick.





- Greg Seltzer