Wednesday, June 3, 2009

It's all over for Ancelotti - official

Carlo Ancelotti has been Chelsea messiah for one day, but has already been crucified.

England's press have passed a guilty verdict on the new man at Stamford Bridge before he has set down a single cone in a training session. Former Blues & Marseille striker Tony Cascarino even said he would be "amazed" if Ancelotti lasted a full season. Yesterday we were told, breathlessly, that:

*He is tactically unimaginative
*He guided Milan into finishing a humiliating ten points behind Inter
*He fell out with Ronaldinho and almost let Kaka go to Man City
*He forced Gianfranco Zola out of Parma when he made him play on the wing
*He took the Chelsea job on the advice of reject Andriy Shevchenko
*He smashed a bottle, punched a table and kicked in the dressing-room door after losing a game
*He cheated on his wife who then divorced him
*He eats a lot and is unashamed about it
*He doesn't shower in the morning

Ok, I made the last one up, but reading the rags you would think Chelsea have appointed a Serie D man and are about to do a Newcastle next season (Oh, if only.... ).

But seriously, Ancelotti has just got off the plane and bought his London A-Z. There is only one Guud Hiddink, but give this guy a chance would ya!

-Sean O'Conor

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