Who likes goals?

So, so busy. The MLS awards column arrives after lunch...

Let's begin with Elano's debut Galatasaray strike. Goooooood morning, Istabuuuul!!




Oh, Burnley... you've done it again (rhymes with "pain"). Wade Elliott curls home an Everton downer.




Barcelona's Lionel Messi shows Bilbao his Super Cup wiggle.




Eduardo gives Lens a striking lead.




ManU's Dimitar Berbatov says "We dun need no stinkin' Zlatan!"




And finally, for crying out loud, will someone come get VVV Venlo's Keisuke Honda? For crying out loud, indeed!





- Greg Seltzer