Never mind Alexi Lalas' stint at makeweights Padova; Gooch is the first Yank at a Serie A giant and one of the world's elite. A three-year deal expiring at the end of June 2012 is good news all round. I've seen a salary of $1.1million a year reported but don't quote me on that.But I fear he won't enjoy the pressure-cooker of calcio, which swamps their media and public discourse to an unhealthy level. The Italian soccer picture remains un-rosy. The administrators are invariably mired in corruption, while the fan culture remains resolutely ugly, with militaristic ultras holding clubs to ransom. Tifosi chants are aggressive and wholly lacking in the humor found in the EPL or MLS stands. Apart from a couple of TV shows, there isn't any levity in calcio; everyone always seems deathly serious about the beautiful game.
Serie A stadia are fenced fortresses patrolled by heavily-armed police. After the calciopoli scandal of 2006 proved Italian clubs were still trying to illegally influence referees, there have been intermittent deaths in soccer-related violence, league suspensions and brutal experiences for overseas fans. Italy was the outstanding candidate to host Euro 2012, but UEFA could not be seen to be rewarding such a culture, so handed it instead to Poland & Ukraine, which is causing them all manner of headaches. On the field, Italian football is still highly skilled and tactically astute but overly defensive and cynical for the spectator; not a patch on the entertainment of La Liga or the EPL.
Gooch needs an iron self-belief and an open mind to stand the heat in that kitchen because the mentality is special in Italy. Remember Joe McGinnis' wonderful book 'The Miracle of Castel di Sangro'? - The innocent American was horrified when his beloved team fixed a match at the end of the season, but it is normal practice over there to store up friendship credits when you have nothing to play for. Anyone like me who has lived in Italy and followed a team there will have seen a suspicious game sooner or later. Italy is clientelist in football as in government. It leads to corruption and chaos but that is the way they do things there. It is an island with the Alps at the top, separate from the European mainstream.

There, the pressure on players to perform is far more intense than what Gooch has experienced before and being black, tall and American, he won't blend easily into the crowds when he wants to hide. I recall how stressed and unhappy he was when I spoke to him after a Newcastle defeat at Charlton, when an error of his had led to an Addicks goal and his chances of making his loan permanent were vanishing. If he did the same at San Siro, the blowback would be 100 times worse.
We all desperately want Gooch to do well at Milan. But it won't be as easy as England or Belgium were for him to settle into. Too many foreign stars from Jimmy Greaves to Dennis Bergkamp and Thierry Henry have struggled to adapt to Italy and its footballing ways, feeling marooned and unfulfilled before proving their greatness in other leagues.
Those who have succeeded have been mentally strong. Firstly Gooch must learn Italian, make local friends and above all accept Italy as it is, not how he would like it to be. Once he enters into a culture which it must be said is not the best at accepting diversity, he will feel happy and settled.
Only then can he enjoy his soccer and be the first great American success at a really top club. He can make it a great Italian adventure. Good luck, or as they say in Italy, 'in bocca al lupo' (into the wolf's mouth!)
As a flavor of what to expect, here are some Italian reactions from today's message board of La Gazzetta dello Sport, the nation's top-selling soccer daily:
* 'Is this a joke? What happened to chasing Fabregas and Mexes?'
* 'I am changing my team'
* 'A Mr. Nobody for nothing'
* 'Is this an April Fool? Please wake me up and tell me this is a bad dream'
* 'I remember seeing this giant against Brazil and thinking Milan should buy him'
* 'I never thought Milan would be after AMERICANS. So this is where Italian soccer has ended up...'
* 'Onyewu is gonna make a lot of people eat their words. I think he's a great buy'
* 'Onye-who? I heard Sochaux and Recreativo Huelva were after him...'
* 'I don't think the fans are going to get excited about him'
* 'Getting excited about Onyewu after Kaka is like appreciating salt pork after caviar'
* 'Looks like they bought him to protect them from the fans: He's an animal'
* 'Feet of lead but an interesting physique'
* 'The training ground has a new gardener'
* 'I wonder if he plays the guitar better than Alexi Lalas'
* 'A real monster but have you seen his marble feet - Mamma mia! Don't give him the ball!'
* 'OK he won't be a legend but he cost us zilch'
* 'If Nesta is a definite alongside Silva then Onyewu will be an excellent reserve'
* 'He can't be worse than Senderos, can he?'
* 'More trash for Milan as usual'
* 'He could be a new Stam and at least we got him for free. Have some faith in Milan!'
* 'Oh please - he's 27 and let go by mediocre Liege and was on the bench at Metz'
* 'We've bought a good player. Well done Milan'
* 'The guy in goalkeeper gloves - nice one Milan; next year we'll be in the Intertoto'
* 'It's just a publicity move to tap the American market. Next year we'll get a Chinaman and the following year a woman centre-forward'
* 'At least Milan now has enough height to stop conceding from free kicks'
* 'Just one question before I renew my season-ticket. Who is Onyewu?'
* 'He is physically fantastic and really impressed at the Confed. Cup. Let's have hope and not judge him before we have seen him'
* 'He's arrived at just the right age and will be a useful back-up'
* 'We got him for FREE - what more do you want?'
* 'A great buy - for the Milan bench'
* 'Finally some good news'
* 'The morale of all the fans is even lower - San Siro will be empty'
* 'I don't get those saying he will be a flop. In the Confed. Cup -he was a brick wall'
* 'I'm sure he'll do well at Milan. He's got great positional sense and really strong in the air, though he has a little work to do technically'
* 'Who is this guy and who put the €67m we got for Kaka in their pocket? We're embarassing'
* 'He'll have one game in Italy but is too heavy to make it to a second'
* 'He was one of their best at the Confed. Cup but the USA defended with everyone including the team masseur'
* 'Shame, shame. This is not my Milan. It's all over'
* 'If it hadn't been for the Confed. Cup we would never have known he existed'
* 'Above all it's a good opening to the American market for merchandising. With a bit of technical and tactical Italian teaching he'll be fine'
-Sean O'Conor







