Thursday, July 28, 2011

Actual Conversation

I'm still laughing at this.

The Distracter: They should hire you.

Greg: (laughing) I don't have a coaching license, honey.

The Distracter: So?

Greg: Well, you kinda need one.

The Distracter: Hm... well... doesn't seem to make people any better.

And yes, I received legal consent to print this actual conversation. I must pay '10 million smooches' for it. And she said she's gonna count.

- Greg Seltzer

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