Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Who likes goals?

I've been down in the labooor-a-tory working on a pet project monster Postcard for tomorrow, and it just suddenly hit me that I forgot something yesterday in all the Bradley/Egypt excitement. Fortunately, we have a banquet of tasty taters to make you forget my oops...

Have you ever thought to yourself "Gosh, I wonder if there is a Swiss Keisuke Honda out there somewhere"? Remain in the dark no longer, friend. He exists in a place called Basel, where the villagers call him... Xherdan Shaqiri.




Allow me to direct your attention to the play at the 1:30 mark. With that, I pose the following question to IFK Norrköping striker Gunnar Heidar Thorvaldsson: Are you kidding?




Watch Manchester United use seven passes to go five meters to unleash Nani.


szólj hozzá: ManC 2-2 ManU


I don't consider myself a judgmental guy... but Arsenal Kyiv's Gheorghe Florescu is just very rude.




I hereby petition that Tromsø's Mos "Def" Abdellaoue be a contestant on season seven of America's Best Dance Crew. What was that even? Some sorta D-Trix move. Someone sign him up to your crew.




This lightning move from Atlético Mineiro's own end does not touch ground until Rodriguinho has it settle in the back of the net. And then, apparently, we dance!!




Finally, it's the spectacular return of the dude I attempt to emulate every time I lace 'em up, doing his funknasty in the Edwin van der Sar testimonial. Actual results may vary. A lot. Now join me in bowing down to Saint Marcus of you have no idea what he'll do off either wing at any time.






- Greg Seltzer

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