Monday, November 7, 2011

An open letter to the guy who stole my bike this morning

Dear "person",

Super-mega-duper congratulations on being an adult who steals bikes for a living. Your family must be so proud. Feel free at any time to get hit by a bus. Asshole.

Love, Greg

3 comments:

fc77fac0-0957-11e1-93e4-000bcdcb5194 said...

i feel your pain. my bike got stolen last month while i was at work. nothing like working a full day to come outside and realize your bike is gone…. AS$HOLES!

SPA2TACU5 said...

That sucks, Greg.

Greg Seltzer said...

Yes, I had things to do, so it was the worst possible time.

Fortunately, I quickly procured another bike, got it all filled out with locks and lights, and this one rides better than the last anyway.

We move forward...