Monday, February 7, 2011

Who likes goals?

An absolute St. Louis legend, Pratzel's Bakery, closed up shop last week. But it appears a grassroots drive to find a new owner is well underway. Here's to the return of those devilish upside down cupcakes...

Let's begin with our free kick nod, which goes to Lazio's extremely well-liked Hernanes.




Try to imagine it: less than three minutes into his first Old Firm derby, Rangers teenager Jamie Ness did this.




Barcelona's Lionel Messi makes this all look far too easy. Derby... hat trick... ho-hum.


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It was Niko Kranjcar. At the death. With a cracker. How funny would it have been if he'd have tapped his watch at Ol' Harry?




Finally, to celebrate Super Bowl week, Chievo's Davide Moscardelli "went all Jerry Rice" to beat Napoli.






- Greg Seltzer

Checkpoint Charlie - The Score

Our favorite Sochaux forward/D.C. United trialist notched a goal and an assist in 74 minutes work of a friendly rout of the Canada Under-20 National Team today. I am expecting there to be video, so check back...

UPDATE: Apparently, there is no video. I'll keep checking around, but for now, United has a clip about his trial.





- Greg Seltzer

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Barnburner of the Eon

On a day filled with barnburners, this one left 'em all in the ashes.

TAKE TWO: I just watched this again. It's crazy... one could nearly pee themselves, having already known what happened, seen it the day prior and not cared about either side. Frankly, MOTD left out several exciting incidents, including more Joey Barton madness of both good and bad kinds. If you ever want to convert someone to a soccer fan, just play 'em this one and lie that it's live. Problem solved (although you are taking chances they'll go Toon on ya).


Newcastle United v Arsenal
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- Greg Seltzer

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Forgot something...


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- Greg Seltzer

Saturday LIVE

We hadn't done one of these in a good while, but we are doing one today. Let's begin with line-up issues:

- Michael Bradley is not dressed today. If I recall correctly, Prem squads can be registered two over the 18 that suit up, and... there ya go. Kinda surprised, myself.

- Steve Cherundolo, Clint Dempsey, Brad Friedel, Brad Guzan, Stuart Holden, Tim Howard and Jermaine Jones are all in their respective line-ups, as you'd expect. In addition, Eddie Johnson also starts for Preston. All the English matches referenced thus far are about to start.

- Speaking of 'Dolo, Hannover are up 1-0 on derby rivals Wolfsburg after only four minutes, thanks to a sex bob-omb by Sergio Pinto. Seriously, wait 'til you see this one.

- Quick FYI: Neither Freddy Adu nor Jozy Altidore made debuts on Friday night. Rizespor suffered a 1-0 home defeat to slip to fourth, while Bursaspor took a tentative hold on first place with a 2-1 home victory.

Check back in through the day for updates at your leisure (or intense, frothing thirst for knowledge, if you insist). From here, we go to the ol' time stamp...

10.01 AM ET - All the English matches are underway.

10.05 - Bolton are hit with an extraordinarily harsh penalty call. Rafi van der Vaart brings home the bacon, Spurs 1-0.

10.07 - Mere seconds later, Aaron Lennon wins another spot kick for this hosts. After a successful first try is clownishly canceled for encroachment (which has only happened from both sides on every penalty ever), Van der Vaart misses the one that will count wide.

10.14 - Brads Friedel (Aston Villa) and Guzan (Hull) have each been staked to a 1-0 lead. However, Preston are down 1-0 to Bristol. Paging Grown Ass Man...

10.23 - Howard and Everton are now up 1-0, as are Jones and Blackburn thanks to reported MLS target Jason Roberts. Hannover's 1-0 lead is safe into the break.

10.26 - Elmander has struck the post for Bolton, who still trail 1-0.

10.28 - Jones should have put Rovers up two, but somehow nodded over from the doorstep.

10.35 - Stinky Wigan (a ka Preston North End's "F-word") have evened things up with Rovers, 1-1.

10.40 - Alex Baptiste has beaten Howard for Blackpool, 1-1 there. Meanwhile, Zak Whitbread and Norwich are now down 1-0 at Burnley. And as an FYI, Preston are playing 4-3-3 with Johnson as the #9.

10.53 - All the English games we're watching have gone to halftime. Just before the break, Everton had what looked to be a proper goal called back and Eddie Johnson had a couple of good looks at goals. Here are the scores:

Aston Villa 1-0 Fulham
Everton 1-1 Blackpool
Tottenham 1-0 Bolton
Wigan 1-1 Blackburn R.
Burnley 1-0 Norwich
Preston 0-1 Bristol City
Scunthorpe 0-1 Hull

10.59 - Stindl whiffs on a glorious chance to put Hannover up two with the keeper adrift, it's still 1-0 in the 73rd minute.

11.03 - By the way, second place Bayer and third place Bayern are losing, so this could be a very profitable day for Hannover.

11.10 - The English games are back on, and we have goals. Saha's second has Everton up 2-1, Rodallega has put Wigan up on Blackburn by the same score and Andy Johnson has beaten Friedel on a rebound to pull Fulham level 1-1.

11.13 - Sturridge brings Bolton level on the break, though Gomes should have had it. Hull, who are trying to run their unbeaten streak to five, have gone up 2-0 near the hour.

11.16 - Young ace James McCarthy has his second of the day and Wigan are now up 3-1 over Rovers. Also, Diego has missed a PK for Wolfsburg with 10 minutes left.

11.17 - Bolton, who ceded two spot kicks in the first 10 minutes today, have an obvious spot kick denied - and Cahill is booked for diving. What fresh nonsense.

11.19 - U.S. #'s 1 & 2 Howard and Guzan concede almost simultaneously. Everton 2-2 with Blackpool, Hull still lead 2-1 at Scunthorpe.

11.24 - More action: Jenas has hit the bar on a free kick and Pienaar was stuffed at close range by Jaskeleinen, then Holden almost sends Elmander free at the other end. Meanwhile, Charlie Adam has Blackpool up 3-2 at Everton and Wigan have traded goals with Blackburn to make it 4-2. Also, Bristol are now up 2-0 on Preston.

11.26 - Hannover have backed a 1-0 derby victory into the garage. And not only did Bayer Leverkusen and Bayern Munich lose, but Mainz allowed a late equalizer to Werder Bremen. Thus, the Reds have climbed to fourth, level on points with third and two points shy of second. A fine moving day, indeed.

11.31 - Young Villa right back Walker (a ka Lichaj competition) has put the hosts up 2-1 on 73 minutes with a surprise cracker. Dempsey has been rather quiet so far today...

11.33 - Preston 0, Bristol now 3. Ugh. Stay strong, Eddie.

11.36 - And as soon as say that about Deuce, he scores with a powerful header!!! Villa 2, Fulham 2. Also, Saha's hat trick has Everton level again, 3-3.

11.39 - In lightning fashion, Beckford has Everton up 4-3. Also, Guzan and Hull now lead 3-1.

11.42 - FYI: Dempsey's goal was his ninth of the Prem season and 10th across all competitions this term, both new career highs. It also lifted him into a tie for sixth place on the EPL goal chart and was his first ever goal against Friedel.

11.44 - Holden makes a huge block in the box for Bolton, then departs for Muamba with three minutes and change left.

11.49 - Friedel stonewalls Andy Johnson at point blank range just before added time begins to jeep things level.

11.50 - More fun! Saha's fourth makes it 5-3 Everton, David Dunn's PK for Rovers has set up a grandstand finish from 4-3 at Wigan, Hull are now up 4-1 and Norwich have fallen behind again at Burnley. And get this... after going down to visiting Arsenal 3-0 in the first 10 and then 4-0, Newcastle have hit four times in 19 minutes to make it 4-4.

11.52 - It seems Kranjcar has won it for Spurs near the death, it's 2-1 with not long left.

11.57 - All of our English games have gone final - this should be a very entertaining Match of the Day show tonight. The scores:

Aston Villa 2-2 Fulham
Everton 5-3 Blackpool
Tottenham 2-1 Bolton
Wigan 4-3 Blackburn R.
Burnley 2-1 Norwich
Preston 0-4 Bristol City
Scunthorpe 1-5 Hull

A few notes on all this: Samba missed an absolute sitter equalizer for Rovers by heading over in stoppage time... if what I have is correct, an active Johnson had three of Preston's eight shots and had another blocked off the foot (which does not count in the stats), but none of them made the target... if what I have is correct, Guzan had five saves.

I'm going to have a nice break now, but I'll be back in a couple of hours to bring updates on the Anderlecht and St-Etienne matches from whence they came.

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1.22 PM ET - And we're back. Bocanegra starts, as usual, and St-Etienne are up 1-0 at Montpellier midway through the first (currently seventh, a win tonight could take them as high as third) . Meanwhile, Kljestan starts on the bench for league leaders Anderlecht, kickoff in about 40.

1.35 - Riviere's second of the evening has Les Verts up 2-0 on 36 minutes.

1.56 - It's halftime at Montpellier, with Bocanegra's boys still up 2-0. Anderlecht about to get underway. I must say, I'm quite surprised Kljestan is not starting after the departure of Jan Polak to Wolfsburg.

2.08 - Both games underway.

2.16 - I must have missed it, stepping out a moment or something, because Bocanegra was booked earlier. That is his second game in a row with a yellow card after going 36 straight for St-Etienne and Rennes without one.

2.38 - Anderlecht heading toward the break, while St-Etienne are into the final 10 minutes.

2.44 - Hold the phone, Les Verts supporters: Montpellier have one back with four minutes left and it's now 2-1.

2.51 - St-Etienne have closed it out, as 2-1 win takes them tentatively up to fourth place. Meanwhile, Anderlecht are still scoreless with Sint-Truiden at halftime, making it 173 minutes since their last goal - all played without Kljestan.

3.06 - Just out of the break, Kanu fires Anderlecht ahead 1-0.

3.26 - Suarez puts Anderlecht up 2-0. They've not used a sub yet.

3.44 - Kljestan on for the final six minutes plus stoppage time.

3.53 - Anderlecht have won, 2-0.

That's all for me today. I'm going to get some sleep for tomorrow's short trip to Utrecht. Have a good one.



- Greg Seltzer

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The NFL, Soccer Style


Wanna see how your NFL team's jersey might like if they were actually a soccer club? Here's several of them imagined and he's promised the remainder to come.

NSC pal Phil Schoen found these renderings and he's right: It's a shame they aren't real shirts that can be bought.


- Greg Seltzer

Checkpoint Charlie - New Media Edition

I had mail.

You have a heads up FYI: Charlie Davies and Head Coach Ben Olsen will be made available to the media via conference call on Friday afternoon at 1pm ET. The call will also be streamed live on dcunited.com.

[Photo: DC United]



- Greg Seltzer

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Mommy, Iwannablueone.


Too cool, I'm so getting one right now (even if it would've looked better with navy neck and sleeve ringers). If you want one, hurry; they are only taking orders for a week.

Ready, steady, go!


- Greg Seltzer

A Findley pause.

I know UK reports have already proclaimed that injured Nottingham Forest striker Robbie "Hood" Findley will miss three months.... but the club told me such reports are premature. Here is the official word.

Also, this week's Postcard from Europe is up to discuss the four 'Nats that sealed important loan moves yesterday. FYI: I wanted to title this "Loan star state of mind" and did not get my wish. Fools!!!

(shakes poetic fist)


- Greg Seltzer

Who likes goals?

It's been a while and I owe you one of these, so who cares if it's Wednesday? Some of these go back to two weeks ago, but I had to make sure you all saw them...

Here's one of those older ones nobody should miss. Please try not to wake up Mickey Sulejmani when celebrating the casual cool of this strike by yelling "DAMMMMMMN" in the office/classroom/Starbucks.




We don't generally include CONMEBOL U-20 markers here, but the combo of mad brilliance from Venezuela's Yoahandry Orozco and the announcer nearly breaking his desk earns a place.


GOLAZO del Venezolano Yohandry Orozco 24/01 2011
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Here's another from the previous week, complete with a quiz. Q: What has been the roughest non-violence-related job in the world thus far in 2011? A: Being Antalyaspor's manager while Fener's Gökhan Gönül did this.


Antalyaspor-Fenerbahçe Maçın Golü | dizinin-adresi.tr.gg
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You may well have never heard of him, but do a quick YouTube search; there are few better volleyers of the ball on this planet than Pumas' Javier Cortes.






One could certainly forgive Corinthians' Luis Ramirez (or the entire Sao Bernardo back) for feeling a bit dizzy this weekend.




For once, let's enjoy one without a spastic commentator or even my goofy descriptions. Ladies and germs... Claudio Marchiso of Juventus.




Morelia's Miguel Sabah (who just happened to make the cut in my Top 5 Potential MLS Summer Freebies) hops on his quickie bike - notice there's no set-up kick from his other leg, which quite scientifically makes both accuracy and power more difficult.




Finally, what Lech Poznań's Artjoms Rudņevs does to Lokomotiw Plowdiw is simply not fair. But it is awesome.





- Greg Seltzer

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Checkpoint Charlie - The Supreme Court Trial

D.C. United speaks.


- Greg Seltzer

Checkpoint Charlie

Apparently, Sochaux forward Charlie Davies is in loan talks with D.C. United - makes sense. Of course, I'll try to find out more. Sorry I wasn't able to bring this one to ya last night; I sure as hell tried.


- Greg Seltzer