Friday, May 6, 2011

Spector unsure of Hammers future

Jonathan Spector has told NSC he is considering his options and cannot be sure he will still be at West Ham next season.

After five years in the claret and blue, the US international's current deal expires in June and so far there is no extension on the table.

"I don't know to be perfectly honest," Spector told NSC of his future at Upton Park.

"I have enjoyed my time at the club but I have no idea what will be happening yet. I have not received any offer. A lot of players are out of contract and the club is putting all that on hold for the time being. If they offer me something I will certainly look at it seriously."

Spector could find himself the victim of a post-relegation clear-out if the Hammers, bottom of the Premier League with three games remaining, slip down to the Championship and take a financial hit, judged by joint-owner David Sullivan to be in the region of £40m ($66m).

Fellow owner David Gold has already stated he expects West Ham's stars to leave in the event of demotion - "It's unrealistic to ask England internationals to play in the Championship," he told the BBC, the latest of a number of comments which have left out-of contract players Luis Boa Morte, Kieron Dyer and Matthew Upson as well as Spector unsure if they will be re-hired or leave on free transfers in the summer.

"We will wait and see," Spector commented. "It's an exciting time so how that all turns out remains to be seen, but I think everyone at the club is confident we will avoid relegation."

Spector admitted however, that dropping a division could also affect his own desire to stay at the club, for whom he has made 19 appearances and scored four goals this season.

"From my point of view it would and from theirs I am sure it would too," he confirmed.

With his versatility and international caps, Spector may be tempted to try his luck outside of England, with the Bundesliga an obvious option given his fluency in German and his agent Steve Kelly's connections with German teams via Conor Casey and Neven Subotic. Yet the Illinoisan admits he took little notice of the speculation linking him with overseas moves earlier this season.

"I do know there were some clubs in Germany that were keeping their eye on me," he commented. "Whether Cologne were interested or not I am not entirely certain. Obviously when there are transfer fees involved it is probably a bit of a longer process. I think in this situation (a free transfer) it will be more about agreeing terms with a club and I am certainly hoping there are a few different options leading into next season."

One country Spector is ruling out for 2011-'12 however is the USA.

"The MLS is something I look at but not at this point in time," he said. "I would prefer to stay in Europe right now. The league over there is getting bigger and better each and every year which is fantastic to see, but I am loving being in Europe and playing over here so I would like to do that for the near future. For how long I don't know but I am definitely happy playing over here."

With midfielders Mark Noble and Gary O'Neil sidelined for the rest of the season and Scott Parker still doubtful with an Achilles strain, Spector should resume his central shift at home to Blackburn on Saturday, in what is surely a must-win game for West Ham.

The Hammers conclude their campaign away to Wigan and then at home to Sunderland, hoping that their relegation rivals will have slipped up in the meantime.


-Sean O'Conor

Bedoya is Swedish-Colombian-American for boogie

Yeaw*.

* = That is, as much "yeaw" as is appropriate for a goal in a losing cause.






- Greg Seltzer

Video Friday

Last night's Community. Was. AWESOME...

Let's kick off with one that got lost on my Notepad last week: Gale Agbossoumonde sits down for an official club interview production. FYI: This was done before they got themselves a new manager.




We'll hop next to another American in Scandinavia, as NSC pal Jared Montz video chats up AaB's Chris Rolfe.




Revs playmaker Benny Feilhaber talks collectibles a bit, specifically about giving autographs and jersey trading after matches.




Now, let's get you all set for tomorrow night's L.A. v N.Y. showdown.




Speaking of Galaxy stars, I'm now wondering if David Beckham might play for England until one of his sons can join him.

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/video?vid=f7ab96e4-048c-4c38-a92c-4e29ebc4972a" target="_new" title="">Beckham in 2012 Olympics?</a>


Finally, ESPN Press Pass previews the big ManU v Chelsea, among other segments in this full-length episode.






- Greg Seltzer

Top 5 Best Worst Movies Ever Made

For reasons I have yet to pinpoint, while in college I discovered an unabashed love for really, really bad movies. So bad they split your sides in half. One night during finals, instead of studying, I opted to watch a movie, which remains unnamed in my mental monologue, on TBN of a white Jesus with a stick-on beard in a tie-dyed robe walking around what the directors no doubt hoped would look like ancient Jerusalem. Instead, they failed to hide a modern skyline and a highway in the background, and an Isuzu Trooper zoomed past just as Jesus passed out the loaves and fishes. Beautiful. Ever since I've been hooked. Let's take a look at the five worst/best/funniest of all time... in my book, anyway. I spend way too much time watching this stuff.

#5 - Commando

This gets a token nod because it remains the most ridiculous action movie of all time. One noble soul counted up 81 confirmed deaths by Arnold's hand in 90 minutes of reel time, but when you count in the death of good cinema, it's likely much, much higher. Props to Arnold's stunt double, who jumps out of a moving airplane at 200 feet, pulls a phone booth from its moorings (with a guy inside) and hurls it at a group of cops, rips out a car seat with one hand and single-handedly blows up an entire island. Below, I present you the musical, which is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.


#4 - R.O.T.O.R.

A Robocop knockoff. But much, much better. In a bad way, of course. The entire movie is on Youtube. Do yourself a favor.


#3 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

Gave rise to my favorite tag line in all of bad movies: "Garbage Day!" Also, hilariously awful in every way imaginable.


#2 - Future War

Dinosaurs using humans as "trackers" in the future? One of which somehow escapes through a loophole and brings his overlords with him through time to terrorize a prostitute-turned-nun in 1999 Los Angeles? Sounds plausible.


#1 - Troll 2

It does not get funnier than this. I would be remiss if if I didn't put this atop our list. Watch and learn.



- Will Parchman

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Movie Time: United

Just so you didn't think I forgot about you, it's the BBC film United, which from what I've heard is a pretty good "based on real events" dramatization of Manchester United's Busby Babes and the 1958 Munich Air Disaster.

The film is in 10 parts, below is the opener and you can follow it all the way through the related videos.




- Greg Seltzer

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

2009 all over again

So this happened...


And then this happened...


And now this is happening...


I'll leave the parity discussions for another day.

So what do we all think? Is there anyone playing better than Barca right now? 2-0 away to Real Madrid is a pretty sexy scoreline, and coming up trumps across two legs against Mourinho's group gets some deserved props. I'm less impressed by United's immediate path, since Schalke played fairly horrible at home and all but rolled over and played dead on Wednesday, Farfan's goal notwithstanding. I'm not sure what to think about the Red Devils, especially since they played a B side in the second leg and still steamrolled.

What peaked my interest were Cristiano Ronaldo's lovely comments regarding what he views as Barca-friendly refs. What's funny is this bit, where he chides someone else for diving. Perfect.
"Barcelona is very well protected - we knew something would happen,'' Ronaldo said. ''(Higuain's) goal was legal. Pique pushed me and I fell on top of Mascherano, who never went to the ground in England, but here he's learned that trade like the rest of them.''

Oh the irony... so thick you can drizzle it over pancakes... or crepes, or whatever gold-leafed concoction he has his chefs make him for breakfast. I'm not saying there's a pro-Barcelona faction out there, mischievously wringing their hands at the Earth's core amid walls of TV screens constantly feeding them into microchips implanted in refs' ears. But...

- Norwegian Tom Henning Ovrebo puts in a pitiful 90 minutes of refereeing against Chelsea in 2009, which may or may not have cost the Blues the game. Won't say one way or another, but it was not Ovrebo's night (Drogba still mutters "Disgrace" to fictional cameras in his sleep, I've heard).

- Thiago Motta makes a silly decision to put his hand up in the semis last year. Busquets goes down like a shot, and... red card? Wha? Really? Who gets those calls, in a CL semi no less?

- Then of course there was Robin van Persie, who must have plugged his ears just as 95,000 at Camp Nou orchestrated one loud "Miss it" at once. Because otherwise he would have heard the whistle perfectly. Right? No other explanation.

- This year you've got the Pepe red card and Higuain's goal, both of which deserve some level of scrutiny from the discerning mind, I guess. And for as much as Dani Alves screamed bloody murder on that challenge, which was high and rash but nowhere near the bedeviling encounter he made it look, he bounded up as soon as the ref turned his back and was immediately back on the counter. You know, for whatever that's worth.

So Cristiano Ronaldo is warning you, Manchester Uni... oh, they've been here before you say? Well then. The game should be fun.

Go Hollywood if you wanna.

I will as soon as I come up with a script idea good enough to take to Donald Glover. Don't think I'm joking.

But for now, would you like to contribute to the completion (and by extension, distribution) of Rise and Shine: The Jay DeMerit Story?

With several levels of sponsorship available, you can.


- Greg Seltzer

The usual, barkeep.

In addition to these articles, I will have a new Notepad bit up at MLSS by tomorrow.

- Postcard From Europe w/ Clarence Goodson
- Clint Dempsey sat on Sat. as a hammy precaution
- Eintracht hope to return Rico Clark this weekend
- The new edition of Top 5 Continental Shifts


- Greg Seltzer

Icy Cold Truth, Inc.

We often hear reports from around the globe of players with names familiar and not showing interest in playing MLS ball. It's tough for you all back home to know which stories are legit and which are not, which international outlet is rock solid and which are fish wrappers.

This week, two such items revolve around Hamburg defensive handyman Collin Benjamin and Panathinaikos striker ace Djibril Cissé, each supposedly with an eager eye to America and the latter in talks.

A short bit of buzz work on the phone and I have your factual answers for these two situations. After all... I'm only here to help.

- Benjamin is extremely eager to come to MLS, despite the veteran having some rather rabid 2.Bundesliga interest in Germany. His rep said: "He asks me all the time about MLS. He tells me he would like to go there."

- Cissé's agent: "It's only a rumour."

Ta-da! Tip your waitress and drive home safely.


- Greg Seltzer

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Real 'Fair Play' in Europe requires consolidation

Today, we welcome our friend and ex-colleague Peter Kratzel as a guest writer for NSC. Peter hails from New Jersey but has lived for the past few years in Glasgow, keeping tabs on Americans playing in Scotland.

Here he addresses the imminent arrival of UEFA's 'Fair Play Rules' and argues that the merging of certain nations' leagues is the wise
st response:

Following the European Soccer scene in recent months (especially after the latest transfer window), a lot of media attention and scrutiny has been given to how the biggest clubs in the world have been managing their finances. UEFA is also asserting greater authority to make the playing field “level” for all its member associations.

The impetus for this new-found “fairness doctrine” is the adoption in late 2009 of the UEFA Financial Fair Play Rules. Basically, this mandates that every licensed club within Europe must operate their books at “break-even” for all seasons starting with the 2012-13 campaign.

This is not good news for English Premier League Clubs, as 14 of the 20 teams playing during the 2008-09 season (the last for which detailed financial records are available) showed a significant loss on their books. This was despite having one of the richest TV deals in the world -approximately £40m ($64m) is paid annually to every team in the league.

The lure of television money has encouraged some of the world’s wealthiest people to buy into the Premier League in the hopes of creating their own fantasy football team, stocking their rosters with world-class stars bought for staggering sums of money. Chelsea (with Roman Abramovich) and Manchester City (with Sheikh Mansour) are two clubs who serve as the poster children for this excess of money and vanity. And if you think the threat of the new rules would have dampened the appetites of these two, think again, as in the recent transfer window Chelsea paid a British record £50m for former Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.

However, with all the saber-rattling from UEFA for potentially banning clubs who continue to operate in deficit, the full force of the rules will not be felt until at least the 2018-2019 season. This is because UEFA has inserted clauses into the final revision of the regulations that allow clubs to be as much as €45m ($54m) in debt heading into the 2015-2016 season. This clause was inserted to allay the concerns of the European Clubs Association, a newly formed organization that replaced the secretive and self-serving G-14 as the voice of the biggest clubs in Europe. This includes nearly all the big spenders (Chelsea and Manchester City naturally).

English Premier League side Manchester United, a charter member of the ECA, and a club who have debts reported to be over £700m ($1.17 billion), do not seem at all concerned about the upcoming regulations, stating to news organization BBC that they would meet the proposed criteria, as is, today, although how they would do this is not exactly clear.

Even with the new rules, it is clear that the top European competitions in future years will be dominated by the same big clubs from the same major countries who dominated the last decade, with no relief in sight for teams from the smaller nations in Europe - Portugal, The Netherlands and Scotland for example, who have one or two top-tier sides, but simply do not have the population or TV audience that could sway the balance of power. A few clubs from these countries dominate their own professional leagues, but are limited in their attempts at success in Europe as clubs from four nations absolutely dominate the competition (see statistics below).

If you think rationally about it, how can any football club making ends meet with roughly $3m in television revenue compete with a team earning twenty times that much? Compare this to American sports, and you have the equivalent of how the Pittsburgh Pirates feel every year, without the benefit of draft picks or a farm system to help develop the team further.

For these clubs (Benfica, PSV Eindhoven, Celtic, Rangers and countless others), there is only one hope at “fairness” when challenging for silverware in Europe; they must find a way to become part of the larger markets they compete against. Or to put it more succinctly, they must find a way to merge or consolidate into the larger European leagues.

The concept of clubs playing in leagues outside their home countries is not a new one. In 2000, Peter Fossen and Harry van Raaij, then CEO and President respectively of PSV Eindhoven, made the initial proposal for the “Atlantic League.” The league’s aim was to allow clubs who were perennially successful in the own country's competitions the chance to play at a higher level to a wider audience. The result of which would be the clubs would gain greater revenues from television, afford a better quality of player, and address the growing disparity with the “big four” countries (England, Spain, Italy, and Germany).

Clubs from Portugal, Netherlands, and Scotland were enthusiastic about the Atlantic League idea, but it received a cool response from UEFA, and the big four, led by England, were definitely against it. If it had been allowed to form, it would have been the third largest league in Europe.
That is not to say the Atlantic League was not without its problems: The costs of clubs trekking all over Europe to play league encounters was never fully thought through, not to mention how hard it would have been for visiting fans to travel to matches in Sweden or Portugal for instance.

Yet in the end, the reasons behind forming the Atlantic League were valid and reasonable; it was the execution that would have been an issue. Consolidation is truly the only way that “second tier” clubs in Europe will have any chance at success in the Champions League. It is the type of consolidation that matters, as the focus should be regional, merging specific league structures and creating playoff systems that respect current league entities. This is the formula that will create some form of parity. If you think that it is sacrosanct that clubs can only play within their own borders, note that:

* Two teams from Wales (Cardiff and Swansea) play in the English pro leagues and three more in the English non-league pyramid.
* The English FA attempted to bar Cardiff from winning a European spot if they had won the FA Cup in 2008. UEFA reacted quickly to state that the Bluebirds would be guaranteed a place, and the FA subsequently backed down.
* One English team (Berwick Rangers) plays in the Scottish league.
* Monaco plays in the French first division despite not being part of France.

“Fairness” within UEFA

Why is fairness still an issue? Well, while UEFA believe they are addressing inequity with the new financial fair play rules, they have apparently given no thought as to how clubs participating in the organization’s biggest competitions can have an equal shot of success within them. A quick look at the Champions League (UEFA’s premier competition within Europe) emphasizes this inequality; consider that since its inception in 1955:

• Only 21 clubs have actually won the European Cup/Champions League (Real Madrid lead this field with nine trophies)
• Teams from the “Big Four” countries (England, Spain, Italy, and Germany) have won 41 of the 55 contested championships (a success rate of 75%), and are guaranteed to add to that total in 2011
• Only England has produced a wider variety of winners (four) than the other big four countries

Remember, UEFA is an association where literally hundreds of clubs from all over Europe play in the Champions League (or qualifiers) every year. But, as history shows, clubs from smaller countries have virtually no chance at success in the current format. When Porto won in 2004 (with future legend Jose Mourinho as manager), it was considered an upset of some magnitude against the likes of Chelsea and Real Madrid.

This inequality of opportunity is not addressed by the fair play doctrine. In fact, many smaller clubs would argue they are even more limited than their larger counterparts. For example, the original UEFA guidelines for fair play would have exempted clubs with turnover of less than €50m ($74m) annually, but this was rejected by the ECA as “unfair.”

Can UEFA Competitions ever be Fair?

The short answer is yes, they can be fair, or at the very least a lot fairer to the majority of clubs in Europe. What’s more, being fair does not mean introducing a blander form of football. UEFA, working with all its member associations, can introduce changes that will provide a greater opportunity to the lesser nations of Europe, without significantly degrading the power held by the big four.

That is not to say that some consolidation ideas outside of the Atlantic League proposal stated earlier have not been mooted. The ECA are still talking about having a “European Super League”, where all the best clubs in Europe would play in a two-tier format with promotion and relegation. While UEFA have been dismissive of the idea, Real Madrid’s President Florentino Perez stated in 2009 that “the best need to play the best.”

Ultimately, the Super League is another idea meant to pad the pockets of the big clubs with ever-increasing TV revenue, while second-tier clubs playing in smaller countries try to make do with mid-price talent in the top competitions.

Instead, the alternative proposal presented herein provides a platform for regional consolidation where it makes sense, which will improve the level of European competition, bring the excitement of the Champions League to a wider audience, and maybe, just maybe, provide some degree of parity to football within Europe. The question is, how would such a system function?

How European Consolidation could work

There are several avenues that can be proposed with regards to how certain European leagues could be consolidated to pool TV revenues and improve league play. The combinations are numerous, so here are just a few examples:

• Netherlands (Eredivise) & Belguim (Jupiler League)
• Portugal (Primeira Liga) & Spain (La Liga)
• France & Monaco (Ligue 1) & Switzerland (Axpo Super League)
• Romania (Liga I), Hungary (National Championship) & Croatia (Prva HNL)

The example that will be the focus of this article will detail how such a consolidation can succeed in the United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Wales, and possibly Northern Ireland). This proposal is different from what Bolton Wanderers chairman Phil Gartside advocated in 2009, as there would be a playoff system in place for promotion to the top flight, and relegation would still exist for those that finish at the bottom.

The UK Example: British Premier League

This proposal does recognise the idea of Bolton chairman Gartside that a two-tier “British” league is most likely the best way to facilitate a league consolidation. It would be the pinnacle of British football. The key difference in this plan is that ALL clubs would have an equal opportunity to become part of the “BPL” (as it would be called) through an exciting playoff format between the top clubs in England (lower divisions), Scotland and Wales (Northern Ireland can also be added to this example if desired).

BPL 1 & 2 Format

In the new league, this is relatively unchanged from the manner in which the English Premier League operates today; 20 teams in BPL 1, with relegation to BPL 2 for the bottom three (European qualification will be addressed later). BPL 2 can have anywhere from 20 to 24 teams within the division, with the top two league places receiving automatic promotion to BPL 1, and the 3rd through 6th placed teams having a playoff for the third promotion place (as the Championship works today).

Slightly different will be how relegation from BPL 2 will operate. Only the bottom 2 teams will be relegated. They will also be relegated to the association they came from (a Scottish team would go back to the respective Scottish league, etc.)

The real excitement in this plan, in terms of fan interest and television executives, will come from the way that teams get promoted into the BPL. The diagram below provides the simplest explanation for how the system will work.

BPL Promotion Playoff System

As the diagram shows, a simple playoff system can be constructed where the top two teams in each of the English, Scottish, and Welsh top leagues automatically go into a draw for one of the two playoff groups for BPL promotion. In today’s current league settings, “English Premier” refers to League One, while the Scottish and Welsh leagues are currently called “Premier,” though their structure should change dramatically after the consolidation (Again, Northern Ireland can easily join this structure if desired).

The draw will separate each country’s representatives for the playoffs, so that one team from each is represented within the group. As these are end of season playoffs, it is anticipated that each team will play each other once, though a home and home series is not out of the question. For added effect, each playoff game should be played in the country’s’ national stadium. Seeding could be used to determine home field advantage if necessary.

After only a few years of the new BPL system would see a new level of competition added to British football, in a format that could be duplicated anywhere in Europe. Fans of Celtic would relish an annual trip to the Emirates, but you can also have other rivalries develop, such as Hearts (Edinburgh) – Newcastle, or Bangor City – Wolves.

Consolidation Benefits

At first glance, supporters living in England may not see a clear benefit for possibly sacrificing some premier league places for teams in Scotland or Wales. However, there is no doubt that this scenario will increase the level of competitiveness not only in the top two divisions, but can also allow the freedom in the lower leagues to develop home-grown talent.

In Scotland, freed of the shackles imposed on the SPL as teams struggle to compete with Glasgow’s Old Firm, we could see a resurgence in smaller teams bringing in home-grown players. The excitement of a potential Scottish champion not being either Celtic or Rangers could increase local interest and attendance. The Scottish top division could then expand to 16 or 18 teams, as fans have been clamouring for for years, instead of reducing the top tier to increase TV revenue. Sure, the Scottish top tier will not have the same type of television deal with either of the Old Firm teams, but the costs of running the league will not be the same. Wales will have the benefit of developing their fledgling league even further and providing a link back to their two big teams who now ply their trade in England.

Broadcasters like Sky and ESPN will jump at the chance to broadcast both the normal BPL league fixtures as well as the playoffs, which could very well be followed by large numbers of fans based purely on country affiliation. This could drive the next increase in TV revenue (the broadcasters would subsequently save money from a reduced Scottish TV deal without Celtic and Rangers).

Perfection?

Well, not quite. There would still be details to work out, such as how European qualification would work within a consolidated league environment, whether the cup competitions should stay within their national borders (they should), and how teams would share money with national associations. But once the idea of consolidation is agreed to, these would be relatively easy matters to solve.

There are other items that will need to be addressed and there will no doubt be opposition to this plan from those entrenched in the current system. But eventually, whether in Britain or elsewhere, regional consolidation is the only plan that will finally bring parity to Europe.

- Peter Kratzel

Monday, May 2, 2011

Who likes goals?

Still busy busy, but we can't forget to take a cracker break once in a while...

I'm sorry, but Al-Gharafa's Juninho has to be mentioned in any discussion of the free kick greats. He's not just accurate, his stuff is always nasty. It's like trying to read a breaking pitch... that runs 92MPH. Listen to the announcer, it hardly woke him up. What ever he says sounds like "Of cooourse, duh, what else?"




So... which MLS team was paying mind when Sheva did this for Dinamo Kyiv?




Frankly, I'm not quite sure who to single out from the Fiorentina-Udinese barnburner. So I won't bother trying.




From the "Enough of this crap" file, we have PSG's Nenê.




Last but certainly not least, it's your MLS Goal of the Week contestants. Despite Castillo's brilliance and whatever the hell Mr. Marcos was doing, it has to go to the cruelness of Shea, doesn't it?





- Greg Seltzer

Sunday, May 1, 2011

The MLS Grinder: How the West was... done?

As your friendly host today, it's my pleasure to take you on a tour of the massive fault line that just opened up below the West's two best teams this weekend. LA lost, and RSL provided a glimpse of what a CONCACAF hangover looks like by losing its first game of the year. What fun is analysis if you can't be reactionary every once in a while?

Game of the Week
FC Dallas 2, L.A. Galaxy 1

So I spent last week extolling the virtues of Galaxy's Donovan-led renaissance, which seemed to be in full swing after a 3-0 dusting of Portland (and Portland won again this week, for whatever that's worth). Donovan looked great, Juan Pablo Angel didn't seem so lost anymore... this was the Galaxy we all expected to be the early 2000's Yankees to RSL's early 2000's Red Sox. So much talent, so much money sunk into this team, and the gears finally seemed to be coming around.

I don't care to suggest that one loss to the West's defending champs augers death, but it did expose some fairly serious cracks. Dallas has put in some limpid performances this year, and don't forget, David Ferreira is dutifully trying to get his ankle back into playing shape after a bad fracture last week. It's going to be a while.

So as expected, Schellas Hyndman moved Brek Shea up to LM, and Shea spent the better part of 90 minutes making 2008 rookie of the year Sean Franklin look... well, not like a former rookie of the year, I suppose. When Shea finally struck for the winner in the 88th minute with a beauty of a bomb, amid all the cold and the rain and the empty stadium, nobody left was rightly surprised (ridiculous shot aside). This vindicates my belief that for whatever reason, Hyndman moved Shea to LB to help his stock with the USMNT. It's a conspiracy theory, yes, but I'm sticking by it. There is absolutely no way moving Shea to the back line helped Dallas more than having him directly involved in the attack, and a blind monkey can deduce that. That it took a killer injury to Ferreira to make him change the plan is somewhat puzzling.

The real story here, in my estimation, was LA's performance. Even if Shea hadn't shocked us all with that goal, LA is looking at a one-pointer against a team playing its first game without its talisman, a team, mind you, that hadn't even been that inspired with him. They weren't that inspired on Sunday night either, but they stole the three points anyway. Was LA the better team for most of that game? Yes, probably so. But the points tell the story, not the performance. LA has now conceded nine goals in nine games and has a pair of losses. Nobody in the East's top four has more than one, albeit in fewer games. Red Bulls and Real Salt Lake, the perceived challengers, have both conceded just two goals, RSL in five games and NY in seven. LA's shaky defense and Davy Beckham's utter inability to track back is not a good combo.

Like I said, not putting the stake in LA just yet. If they play like they played in the first half against Portland last week all year, they win the MLS Cup. But as last years' playoff run proved, getting Donovan and his brethren to put in 90 quality minutes on a game-by-game basis is not always an assured gambit. Donovan Ricketts is streaky in goal, Angel tends to disappear, and Donovan ends up looking more and more like the team's best striker, frustratingly enough. If I'm making power rankings, I'm taking both RSL and NY ahead of LA right now. Still early, of course.

Best of the best
- A very generous tip of the cap to the aforementioned Brek Shea this week, who will have slack-jawed onlookers wondering if this was meant as a cross or if he had this turned on goal all along. Betcha they'll have differing opinions 'round the water cooler in Dallas and LA on Monday morning (my answer at the bottom... cliffhanger!).


- Will Bruin put in three goals in Houston's 4-1 win over DC United. The 21-year old was the No. 11 overall pick in the draft this year, and he beat fellow rook Perry Kitchen to a header on his second.

Here that is.

A nice coming-out party for for the youngster, who appears to be Bring Ching's heir apparent. Got to work on those goal celebrations though. I've tried to find a picture to no avail, but I'd call it the "Drowning Chipmunk." In other news, what's up with DC? They've been outscored 8-1 over their last two league games, 11-3 if you include the US Open Cup. Paging Charlie Davies. Charlie Davies to the courtesy phone. You know how to anchor a back line?

Worst of the worst
- I made the deduction that things had to get better before they got worse for San Jose following a loss to middling Chivas USA last week. Welp... I'll have to eat my words on that one. Not only did San Jose lose for the fourth time in seven games, and not only was it to a Philly Union team that scores at a glacial pace, but it was to a 10-man Philly Union team that scores at a glacial pace. The scoreline? 1-0 in favor of Philly off a Le Toux (legit to quit) free kick, just the Union's fifth goal in six games despite playing the entire second half a man down. I promise I'll stop ragging on San Jose when they stop losing, but who knows when that'll be?

- Toronto FC's Dan Gargan on Toronto's 3-0 loss to newly Steve Zakuani-less Seattle on Saturday: "It's embarrassing. The players feel like (expletive) about it." A lot to feel like (expletive) about, to be sure: just a solitary shot on Kasey Keller, Maicon Santos - a man TFC needs to perform well - looked lost at times, and Seattle did just about anything it wanted in the attacking third. Aron Winter's rebuilding project was always going to take some time, but this setback may have crystallized just how far TFC has yet to travel.

And what do I think of Shea's game-winner? Look at this dude's face. You think he expected to score that?


- Will Parchman