Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Gooch is loose! (updated)

Alternate title: "Welcome to the guns show" translated into Portuguese. Before they'd even hit the half hour, Sporting CP defender Oguchi Onyewu had notched one yellow card and two goals.

Visual evidence to come...




UPDATE: Ta-da!









- Greg Seltzer

4 comments:

LReszetar said...

Please, please, please tell me someone is going to make the "Capitao Oneywu" banner into a t-shirt.

Tony M said...

Greg, what are the reports on his defense over all?

J.D. Springer said...

He nearly jumped over the entire Sporting sideline contingent on his first goal celebration.

Matt said...

You should do a Top 5 list of most intimidating looking professional players in Europe. Gooch has to be near the top of that list, with the shaved head, neck-beard thing going on. Dudes even too badass for a moustache.