You don't mess with da Ugo

And that includes Matt Reis. Was anybody more visibly pissed over Ugo's 95th-minute winner than Reis? The guy who'd turned away FCD time after time on Thursday? The only positive for NE (if you're a silver lining kind of guy) is that Heaps' ideology of possession is sinking in. NE bossed play and owned a 59-41 edge in possession, out-shot Dallas and significantly out-passed them as well. Results are inevitable, and the LA win was not a fluke. NE isn't a car wreck anymore. So that's something.

And Thierry Henry is your (shocking) MLS player of the month for March. Dude is rippin' and a tearin' right now.

- Will Parchman