A hump day double dish

I do so enjoy midweek MLS. More games, more goals. And I've got two doozies for you lot.

The first comes courtesy of AND I WAS LIKE EMILIOOOOOOO Renteria. Just proves you never know with this game. Columbus had two shots on target all night and two goals. This was undoubtedly the prettier of the two.

Second is a lovely piece of acrobatics from the healthy and in-form JPA. Every good king needs an heir. Juan Agudelo, welcome to the battle.

- Will Parchman