Who likes goals?

We start with a freakishly well-struck ball from Papiss Demba Cisse of Newcastle, who all but scuttled Chelsea's plans of a top four finish. Not that it'll matter if Bayern goes down, but I digress... This will probably beat out Peter Crouch for EPL goal of the year, I'd imagine.

Next we have Parma's Giovinco, whose self-created volley against Siena is a thing of beauty.

Dynamo Moscow's Kevin Kuranyi jumps on the bike to finish majestically in the derby meeting against Lokomotiv.

We'll keep it in the family as Nicolas Blandi's bicicleta gets Boca Juniors level with Atletico Rafaela. And then he hurts his hand celebrating.

Lastly, Maicon delivers a bolt to put away Milan in the derby in the San Siro.

- Will Parchman