Yep, I've decided to name and tag all the posts where I knock down faulty transfer rumours and imagined storylines. Why? Well it's because I'm kiiiinduva a goofy ass for my own amusement. Erm, I mean, so they're easier to find for reference.
So on to today's business; once again, we return to England, native home of the silly season facepalm. It was brought to my attention that the Twitter-sphere has been buzzing for a few days with talk about UK reports of hot Arsenal interest in FC Dallas winger/painter Brek Shea.
Forgive me use of technical terms, but.... hogwash. I can assure you no European clubs are banging at his door right now. Nothing to see here, let's move along.
- Greg Seltzer