It turns out that Ipswich never made an offer for Rangers midfielder Maurice Edu after all. Great... as if my job wasn't hard enough before selling clubs decided for some reason to start putting out wrong info, which naturally goes airborne in London thanks to the fish-wrappers.
On a strictly unrelated note, I occasionally swear the British tabloids exist solely to test my ability for dodging BS bullets. Missed me again, suckas.
- Greg Seltzer