Once again back is the incredible - and not just because it'll distract you all from asking me about the transfer scenes. Ahem...
Lazio's Hernanes is a bad, bad man.
Memphis Depay shows all the footwork, rodeo skills and demolition derby agility in the world to add PSV Eindhoven's insurance tally against Groningen.
Here is how Luis Suarez dealt with the Man City wall this weekend.
szólj hozzá: LivMC21Luis
Free kick nod #2 goes to Neymar of Santos, who should have a hair-off against Brek Shea.
While we're down in Brazil, it seems Atlético-MG's Ronaldinho still has a few tricks in his bag.
Finally, you all have a tough decision in voting for the MLS Goal of the Week.
- Greg Seltzer