So much as I'd like to tell you I took in Bosko's diving header, or saw LA rock Toronto, or that we can all wax poetic about how, somehow, Vancouver has "stopped the rot" despite a 2-2 draw? Can't do it. Plus, you got two Grinders last week. That's like, Christmas in September, right?
Anyway, to stamp in my mea culpa with unchecked aggression, I provide you — nay, lavish you — with videos galore. We dance! Pay special attention to the elevator music on video No. 2. It's 80's sitcom brilliant.
- Will Parchman