It's moments past halftime and Schalke midfielder Jermaine Jones has just produced a fine individual effort to breach the Augsburg for the 2-0. Not only was it his first league strike since August of 2010, but the US livewire has already accumulated one "Gordie Howe hat trick" (goal, assist, rough yellow card) before the second game of the season is even done.
UPDATE: When Jones gets that long stride going, he's tough to catch.
UPDATE UPDATE: Clip change, goal play starts around 3:33.
- Greg Seltzer