Who likes goals?

Long overdue for one of these beasts. Strap in and enjoy the ride.

For our first, Hoffenheim's Takashi Usami goes nuuuuuuts. And there were, what, five people there to see it?

Next we've got Gareth Bale's howitzer for Wales.

Can't forget the Messiman himself, can we?



Here we have Corinthians' Douglas doing something special.

Have to get a scissor kick in here, don't we? No surprise that we stay in Brazil for it. This one comes from Santa Clara's Rafael Porcellis. 

Then there's Danny Welbeck and his strange but beautiful obsession with back heels.

Lastly, it's Del Piero's first goal in Australia. And it's a doozy.

- Will Parchman