Nice and rested from a honeymoon week in Maui (of course I'm going to include a pic here), I'm back to take sideswipes at Marquez, chortle heartily at the Chivas carousel of failure (move it to San Antonio for the lovaMLS, Vergara), ogle shamelessly at the LALASTACHE, dance excitedly around Bradley's zingers and do the Cupid Shuffle through the MLS playoffs. And KAKA!
Cue the witty repartee. Or something.
- Will Parchman
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Which one are you?
AHHH HAHAHAHA!
Good lord. You post a honeymoon pic and it doesn't have your wife in it. Man do you have a lot to learn. Hope the couch is comfortable!
Will,
Congratulations, both of your wives look beautiful. Welcome back.
Zing! Welcome back, Will. Did you have a proper Hawaiian pig roast?
Will,
Which one is Mrs. Parchman?
Welcome back. It wasn't the same without you.
Jay, we went to a luau on Monday and I got drunk on pig. I wanted to bathe in it.
Mrs. Parchman took the picture, Matt. Those two hula ladies are no longer alive, FYI.
I would expect nothing less from Mrs. Parchman.
While you were gone Kasey Keller sported the lamest moustache in the history of the MLS. On air, no less.
I done seen the Lalastache, and it's like a dead, bloated dog fell over on his upper lip. Are you suggesting that the Kellerstache was worse? Pictures or it didn't happen, Matt.
There is a robustness about the LALASTACHE (caps very intentional) that defies a normal man's ability to grow facial hair. I'm convinced it's Chewbaca's left arm.
@Jay: The Lalastache has a certain audacity to it that I respect. It's very 70s.
But, this, this is just lame: https://twitter.com/CorkGaines/status/266393505935552513/photo/1
Congrats, Will! Is dikranovich the short one or the tall one? (Or does (s)he only haunt Greg's existence?)
It's more than lame... it's downright pathetic. At least he's trying?
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