Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Prodigal Son Returns

Loogout ladies and gents. I'm baaaaaack.

Nice and rested from a honeymoon week in Maui (of course I'm going to include a pic here), I'm back to take sideswipes at Marquez, chortle heartily at the Chivas carousel of failure (move it to San Antonio for the lovaMLS, Vergara), ogle shamelessly at the LALASTACHE, dance excitedly around Bradley's zingers and do the Cupid Shuffle through the MLS playoffs. And KAKA!

Cue the witty repartee. Or something.


- Will Parchman

12 comments:

Tony M said...

Which one are you?

AHHH HAHAHAHA!

Jack Savidge said...

Good lord. You post a honeymoon pic and it doesn't have your wife in it. Man do you have a lot to learn. Hope the couch is comfortable!

Phil McCracken said...

Will,

Congratulations, both of your wives look beautiful. Welcome back.

Jay Eychaner said...

Zing! Welcome back, Will. Did you have a proper Hawaiian pig roast?

Matt said...

Will,

Which one is Mrs. Parchman?

Welcome back. It wasn't the same without you.

Will Parchman said...

Jay, we went to a luau on Monday and I got drunk on pig. I wanted to bathe in it.

Mrs. Parchman took the picture, Matt. Those two hula ladies are no longer alive, FYI.

Matt said...

I would expect nothing less from Mrs. Parchman.

While you were gone Kasey Keller sported the lamest moustache in the history of the MLS. On air, no less.

Jay Eychaner said...

I done seen the Lalastache, and it's like a dead, bloated dog fell over on his upper lip. Are you suggesting that the Kellerstache was worse? Pictures or it didn't happen, Matt.

Will Parchman said...

There is a robustness about the LALASTACHE (caps very intentional) that defies a normal man's ability to grow facial hair. I'm convinced it's Chewbaca's left arm.

Matt said...

@Jay: The Lalastache has a certain audacity to it that I respect. It's very 70s.

But, this, this is just lame: https://twitter.com/CorkGaines/status/266393505935552513/photo/1

Paul Poenicke said...

Congrats, Will! Is dikranovich the short one or the tall one? (Or does (s)he only haunt Greg's existence?)

Jay Eychaner said...

It's more than lame... it's downright pathetic. At least he's trying?