First we travel to Newcastle for Gael Bigrimana's Monday night cracker to put the hosts 3-0 up on wallowing Wigan.
Next we have Totti, my favorite footballer of all time, flaying Fiorentina alive with a stunning strike he picked off the turf and more or less threw into the upper right corner. Brilliant skill.
Hold onto your boots for this one, a banana shot from Cluj's Luis Alberto from range that stuck the dagger in United at home. You can get bend like this in FIFA. Maybe.
What's gotten into Celtic lately? The Bhoys are through to the knockouts in the Champions League, and with buildup like this it's not hard to see why. All 10 outfield players get a touch on the ball during this breathtaking bit of buildup that ends with a classy finish from an in-form Georgios Samaras.
Standard Liege's Maor Buzaglo rips this filthy free kick from range in a win over Charleroi in Belgium.
We must finish with Atletico Madrid superstud Falcao, who put five (!) past Deportivo La Coruna last weekend. Here's the pick of the litter. Anyone who thinks Falcao is not the world's best pure striker right now is incorrect.
- Will Parchman