Saturday, January 19, 2013

"Feelin' It" by Jo-Zy

Jozy Altidore fired his second hat trick of the season to lead AZ to a 4-1 rout of visiting Vitesse. The U.S. power forward went low to break open a scoreless game on 55 minutes, planted his feet to urge another header short side nine minutes later and the completed the triple with a quick knockdown smash from the doorstep. He's now two off the league lead with 14 goals on the Eredivisie season.
















- Greg Seltzer

14 comments:

Jamie said...

Laziest hat trick I've ever seen. He's got to stop being so damn lazy.


Go get 'em, Jozy.

Tony M said...

Meanwhile, Klinsmann gets wood watching a video loop of Hercules Gomez holding up play....

dikranovich said...

11th place in the dutch first division and only two points off of a europa place. go get em big guy. props to jozy today. this was a team higher up the table and thats makes it all the more impressive

Paolo said...

Loved the self-assurance chesting down the ball on that third goal! Well done, Jozy! No go join Juventus (my wet dream)

Matt said...

Greg: you're coming up. The Red Bulls new coach is commenting on your posts. Big. Time.

Greg Seltzer said...

Where? Am I in trouble?

Jay said...

Smart positioning on the second goal. Nice to see.

Matt said...

Bad joke. Was referring to Paolo's post above mine...

dikranovich said...

if we were all character on sanford and son, who do you think we would be?

obviously, id be fred g. sanford and greg would be lamont. i think jay would clearly be aunt esther. "go on wit ya bad self i will strike the down with furious rage, hallelujah, lord have mercy."

misel garcia would have to be julio, but what i want to know, is who would be rallo? probably one of the matts

sean the englishman as grady and pacman as bubba.

WilkersonMclaser said...

Greg -- any word on Gonzalez? I'm surprised that we haven't heard anything about legit suitors for him. Would love to see him plying his trade in Europe.

Misael Garcia said...

Wtf is dik talking about?

Paul Poenicke said...

Dik is talking about one of the finest American comedies, Sanford and Son, which featured more laughs in a single episode than the entire series of Thirty Rock.

The series revolves around Fred Sanford, a senile man who believes his enormous pile of trash is an empire worthy of envy.

Jay said...

Pshaw. He's talking about Football, as God intended it.

dikranovich said...

paul, your comments just won you the job of officer hoppy, congrats. i hope you have your pen and pad ready to write.