I like calling Cristiano Ronaldo "C-Ron" - it makes him sound like a robot.
And this is the kind of crap you'd get if I was on Twitter. Then I'd whine about some move I can't quite do yet and boast about what I just ate (Trinidadian chicken and rice), if not also the fact that the stupid fine Russian haircut girl always hides until it's my turn.
What? It's been a very good Friday so far.
- Greg Seltzer