DiCannotio

Yeah, we all knew things would get kooky for Jozy Altidore under new Sunderland boss Paulo DiCanio sooner or later. The Italian is partially stoking his "revolution" at the club with a long list of banned items and activities prior to training/games, including ice in cola drinks and singing in the shower before games. Actually, the first question I have about this revelation is: What the hell kind of ketchup are they making in northern England to be so fattening? Is there blood sausage in it or something?






- Greg Seltzer