Who needs work when we've got the tube?
If you still have not seen Juan Agudelo's "Bergkamp-esque" goal against Chicago from Saturday night, give yourself a little slap and have yourself a little seat.
Jimmy Conrad sits down with new Sounders star Clint Dempsey, who explains why he made the shock move home.
The ESPN FC crew discusses how Jozy Altidore may fare in shot two at the Prem.
Oh, it got kinda hectic in the lot over at Arsenal following their season opening 3-1 loss to Brad Guzan and Aston Villa.
Finally, go to 2:02 on this clip to see how Vitória Setúbal keeper Paweł Kieszek takes unsportsmanlike behavior to a whole, new level of whack. Have some self-respect, dude!
- Greg Seltzer