This time, I am raising the flag so tersely, it makes that cool rippling sound. You have seen UK rags go on about a needy Celtic chase (I mean, cmon!) for AZ ace Aron Jóhannsson, and now reports insisting Stoke City are knocking hard at the door for the US forward.
Not so, says technical director Earnie Stewart. No talks, nothing. Just a flag ripple.
- Greg Seltzer