I have got news for Aston Villa: the closest you are going to get to a piece of silver since 1996 or entry to Europe over the next couple years (at least) is Brad Guzan monster-stomping you to a cup final, preferably against a Champions League ticket holder. So why is he sitting while you lose your first FA Cup game of the current edition at home to League One Sheffield United?
Somewhere, 2002 League Cup champs Blackburn are feeling bad for you. Just guess who the Man of the Match for that final was... dummies.
- Greg Seltzer