You can almost hear it ripple briskly through the air. Perhaps you have seen or heard tell of this report linking Tottenham with a big money move for Julian Green. I have it on great authority that this is just another UK tabloid daydream recklessly spilled into print. Gosh, it must be nice to get paid London bucks to make shit up as if these are not real humans.
An MLSS report is on the way, please resume all normal soccer activities.
- Greg Seltzer