Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Oh, ffs...

I know so many great footballers (or artists of any stripe or scientists or, ahem, writers) have a streak of madness in them, but this is ridiculous. Can we get you some flippin' ketchup? Duck sauce? Maybe a balsemic mustard BBQ sauce?

Cripes sakes, man. I sure picked the wrong day to not know Photoshop. Hell, today, ol' Luis Suárez - who you may know from the cast of True Blood - even made me enjoy Twitter and respect McDonald's. McDonald's! It's gonna take a long while before I can forgive that.

Internet, attack!!























- Greg Seltzer

5 comments:

evan said...

greg, what do you think is a fair punishment for this?

Greg Seltzer said...

Well, what did he get the last time? Nine games? Methinks we will not see him play for Uruguay until sometime next year, at the least.

justinwkoehn said...

Just an international ban then, or could it spread to the club level?

Greg Seltzer said...

Hmm. My initial feeling is that Liverpool/the Prem/the rights holders would not allow that to happen. But maybe I am too skeptical of monied interests.

justinwkoehn said...

9 Game International, 4 Month all-football ban.