Cripes sakes, man. I sure picked the wrong day to not know Photoshop. Hell, today, ol' Luis Suárez - who you may know from the cast of True Blood - even made me enjoy Twitter and respect McDonald's. McDonald's! It's gonna take a long while before I can forgive that.
Hola @luis16suarez, si te quedaste con hambre vení a darle un mordisco a una BigMac ;)
— McDonald's Uruguay (@McDonalds_Uy) June 24, 2014
Suarez be like... pic.twitter.com/k1QJaGmgnS
— Sports Memes (@SportsMemes2014) June 24, 2014
Oh, like you've never bitten three different people in front of millions of witnesses http://t.co/hLkVHDXDCA
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) June 24, 2014
Suarez completes his 3-course meal with a Pasta Chiellini
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) June 24, 2014
I guess any part of the body is up for eating.
— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014
@SportsNation #SNPhotoGame Jaws: World Cup pic.twitter.com/zXji0jN2iX
— Colin McNulty (@cMcNutty_19) June 24, 2014
Does Suarez not eat before games?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 24, 2014
Internet please just stop. pic.twitter.com/Tk1QEKWcGY
— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) June 24, 2014
- Greg Seltzer