Yes, I am the biggest buzzkill since Britta Perry (Community season 6!!), but that is my function. You may have seen Italian rag reports that AS Roma and Inter Milan were already calling up after USMNT revelation DeAndre Yedlin. Due to the fact he lacks an EU passport, these suggestions are almost surely silly on the face of it. I can confirm the Inter link is bunk, and am pretty dang sure the same can be said with Roma, but await 100% on the fact-o-meter for that one.
Sorry for spoiling more imagination fun. But fear not, I am sure somebody is checking into him and I will make it up by trying to dig them out into daylight.
UPDATE: Just got word. No interest or contact from Roma. Caveat lector and all.
- Greg Seltzer