Ladies and gentleman, get out your brooms and lift up your rugs, because it looks like the best we will get out of FIFA's internal investigation over the selection of Qatar as World Cup 2022 hosts is a "statement" from the governing body in a couple weeks. So sayeth the white-washer.
And the best part of FIFA's stated reason for keeping the findings of this investigation secret? Well, they are only doing it out of personal concern for witnesses. Gosh, ain't they sweet. If only they could manage so much for the migrant workers in Qatar.
Ya know, I am really starting to wonder how long I will be able to stomach covering the international game.
- Greg Seltzer