After a couple of days without, my internet is back, so the Clipboard will continue shortly. However, first I'd like to call your attention to this pathetic nonsense. I can only assume that this column is among those that have Real Salt Lake pulling this crybaby maneuver.
Seriously, this is beyond lame. Heat... kitchen... you know the rest. If this owner wants non-stop booty kisses, he should go start a cult. Clearly, running a sports franchise is too much to bear.
- Greg Seltzer