Fifth thing's first...

Been laid low since last week having enjoyed the double treat of being both a bit ill and slightly nicked (stupid hammy! every sneeze an adventure in owwww). I will get to those USMNT wingers later after I finish some work, but first we need to get to Sunday evening's goal by Andrija Novakovich. He deposited the capper in a 4-1 win over Excelsior for his fifth goal of the Eredivisie season.

- Greg Seltzer